A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark because Superman tricks people into thinking they can fly with magic chips, but they just end up splattered on the ground. It's funny 'cause it's so messed up, and Superman's a jerk when he's had a few too many. You probably fall for stuff like this all the time, huh?
the bartender
you copied this off of mine
Anonymous
STOP STEALING THIS JOKE YOU HACKS!