First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "I’m a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"
HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"
Listen up, buttercup. This is a joke about two people on a date. The dude is a butcher who cuts up animals. The woman one-ups him by saying she kills and cuts up humans, like a serial killer. The joke is that killing humans is more extreme than butchering animals. Also, you are a silly goose.
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