there are two types of people, avoid them both
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise
How many beans are there in Irish Chili?? A: 239 Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine? A: ( spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more it'd be two farty. ..lol
Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
There were two twins and they were both very tall. The next thing they know they were on the floor and there were planes up their asses
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When ur little brother knocks ur two Jenga towers u made with his toy airplane
You: hey stop trying to recreate the twin towers
What has two wheels and goes really fast? A vegetable down a hill
i arrived at basketball and i asked litte jimmy if he brought the basketballs and he said nope, but i got two right here!
What do you call two emo's in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
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So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”
Two nuns in a bathtub. One nun asks "Where's the soap?" The other nun says "It sure does"
What do two priest say to each other when they walk into an orphanage let us pray
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Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS
Dear Victims.....äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building...äh Amazing City. Theres online but 2000 there ware two Towers.....äh Restaurants. We Hijack the plane....äh Hi Jack. Jack is my Co-pilot and i said hello. Don‘t scream...History Repea..äh.. History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport“💀
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three body problem
i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends
