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Kid

The little kid in the corner is me

The image shows two kids on their first day of school. One kid is smiling and standing upright, while the other is lying on the floor, seemingly tired or not wanting to be there. The text on top says, "There's two types of kids on the first day of school."

Homie

Bruh

The image shows a person with a disturbing facial expression with the text 'When you realize your homie is asleep and two testicals are worth 70,000.'

Time

🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

In a comic book style image, Superman flies with other heroes in the background. Text in the foreground reads: "Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it, they have to climb up to the two tallest buildings in New York."

Fear

dd flat fr

A tweet by @TokyosVz that says: "you attract what you fear" AAHHH two latinas who goin tie me down and give me a foot job until I have a seizure AAHHH.

Gender

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a person with short pink hair and glasses saying 'THERE ARE 76 GENDERS'. The bottom panel shows Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars, looking at the camera and saying 'BEST I CAN DO IS 2'.

Cake

meme:

The image shows a dialogue between a teacher and a student about cake. The teacher poses a math problem, and the student gives increasingly aggressive answers, ending with "10 and a dead body". The image includes anime characters and the text "PROBLEM?".

Game

Fr tho

A man with tears running down his face. The text overlay reads: "When your homie is on the enemy team and you're the last two players."

People

The image shows a split screen. On the left, there's a picture of actor Ryan Gosling. On the right, there's a picture of a man with a beard and glasses wearing a yellow shirt, who resembles the actor, smiling while touching his chin. The text above reads: "People been telling me I look like Ryan Gosling what y'all think?" Below the two photos is another text: "My mans posted two photos of Ryan Gosling like we wouldn't notice."

Difference

The image shows two cartoon characters side by side. On the left is Caillou wearing a green cape, and on the right is Saitama, or One Punch Man, wearing a white cape. The text above them says, "Did you see any difference between these two?"

Baby

A meme with text on top that reads, "SATAN: SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? ME: "I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents." Underneath the text is an image of a black cat with wide eyes.

Dice

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get

Two red ten-sided dice with the numbers 9 and 11 are displayed on a screen. The total is 20. Below, there is a button labeled "Roll".

Season

my mom be like

A person covered in mud is crawling through a muddy field. The text above reads: "Accountants entering 2022's busy season, still dealing with the last two seasons." The text "@dylan.does.your.taxes" is shown in the bottom right corner.

Middle earth

A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.

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Bed

An illustration shows a bed divided into two sides. One side is labeled "MY SIDE" and appears clean and organized, while the other side contains items like "spiders", "unknown stains", "medication", "xbox controller", "two loaded handguns", and an "empty pringles can".

Mood

This is me.

A cartoon of Stitch is lying on a cloud pillow, drinking from a baby bottle. The text above says: "I basically have two moods, either let's do something spontaneous and awesome, or let's just lay in bed all day and forget the world exists."

Sphere

A cross-section diagram of the Y-1561 implosion sphere showing component placement with the text "You happy???"

Girl

When ur watching the two fat girls fighting over the last donut

A GIF of Michael Jackson eating popcorn in a movie theater. The expression on his face suggests he is watching something surprising or absurd.

Name

Two memes in one

The image is a four-panel meme. The top-left panel shows a conversation between an interviewer and the person being interviewed, where the person gets hired by just saying "hired". Below it, there's a cartoon character that reacts cheerfully. The top-right panel shows Mr. Bean with his eyes wide open, and the bottom-right panel shows Mr. Bean lying down sleeping. The text says "Me in post-lunch meetings in office" and "Me in post-lunch meetings while WFH", respectively.

Peace

Hi

The image shows a split picture. On the left, there is a person with long blonde hair, wearing a light orange and white striped dress, standing with their arms down. On the right, there is a person with black hair, wearing a dark coat, and black skirt. Both people are standing with a large circular stained glass behind them. The text on the left reads: "My two personalities living peacefully together."

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