Two Jokes

You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."

2 scientists walk into a bar, the first one says "can I have a drink of H2O?" then the second says"can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies

*2 friends fighting* Friend 3: cut it out you two!! Friend 4: it wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried...

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?". She replied, "Two or three". Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

Whereโ€™s the best place to put a Christmas tree In between Christmas two and Christmas four ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didnโ€™t stand a chance against the three of us.