I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.
What do you call two gay Irishman?
Patrick Fitz gerald, and Gerald Fitz patrick
What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.
What do you call a pregnant slave. A two for one deal.
1+1? two hard.
what do you call 2 black lads in gold. A twix
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
2 scientists walk into a bar, the first one says "can I have a drink of H2O?" then the second says"can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies
*2 friends fighting* Friend 3: cut it out you two!! Friend 4: it wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried...
How do you ride two bikes at once? You ride them in tandem!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?". She replied, "Two or three". Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
what comes next in the pattern, ottffs_
s because it represents numbers going up, one two three four five six seven
what did the kid say to the toilet?
did you order a number two because i got one ready for you
why is the pentagon mad?
Because it didnt get two pizzas but only one plan pizza
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree In between Christmas two and Christmas four 😉😂😂
Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Q. What do you call two nuns watching the television
A. Not very interesting
