I hate these double standards.
if you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job" if you do it at home you're "destroying evidence"
What’s Bin Laden’s favourite drink? Double Manhattan.
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus,the bartender says "Don't you mean a Martini?"the Roman then says "Look,if I want a double I'll ask for one.
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
what number is better than 69? 88 cause you get ate twice.
My friend talking to fat boi : I can order you at McDonalds’. Double Big Mac triple quarter pounder cheese burger
Having homosexual parents must be terrible
Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of “go ask your mom”
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Yo mama is so stupid she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “ i’ve got the power “
What do you call a fat chinese man
A double chinkey
My friends mother thought a kid who had autism and downsyndrome. He called him a “double down”
You are the reason double doors were invented
yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double page spread
Yo mamas so fat, she invented double doors!
I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek
