Double Jokes

I hate these double standards.

if you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job" if you do it at home you're "destroying evidence"

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

What’s Bin Laden’s favourite drink? Double Manhattan.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.

If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.

My friends mother thought a kid who had autism and downsyndrome. He called him a “double down”

I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus,the bartender says "Don't you mean a Martini?"the Roman then says "Look,if I want a double I'll ask for one.

When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus "Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"

Ur built like a double cheese burger

A man went to buy 5 undie so he said hi 5 undis plz 1 4 each weekday.and then another man comes and said hi 7 undies please 1 for each day and theyll finish cleaning by sunday so the cashier said now thats more like it and then another person said hi 12 undies please wait imma double check january fe