I hate these double standards.
if you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job" if you do it at home you're "destroying evidence"
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
What’s Bin Laden’s favourite drink? Double Manhattan.
Having homosexual parents must be terrible
Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of “go ask your mom”
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
What do you call a fat chinese man
A double chinkey
My friends mother thought a kid who had autism and downsyndrome. He called him a “double down”
Yo mamas so fat, she invented double doors!
yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double page spread
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus,the bartender says "Don't you mean a Martini?"the Roman then says "Look,if I want a double I'll ask for one.
I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus "Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek
Ur built like a double cheese burger
A man went to buy 5 undie so he said hi 5 undis plz 1 4 each weekday.and then another man comes and said hi 7 undies please 1 for each day and theyll finish cleaning by sunday so the cashier said now thats more like it and then another person said hi 12 undies please wait imma double check january fe
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
