Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause it takes the whole emo stereotype—you know, all the gloom and doom and wrist-cutting—and cranks it up to eleven. Instead of just being sad, these emos are so hardcore that self-harm is their love language. It's like saying, "I love you so much, I'll share my razor with you." Which, let's be real, is pretty messed up. But hey, at least they're not as clueless as you, ya dingus.
KILL yourself
that is extremely fucked up.