What are two things orphans can’t have
Parents
Q: What do you get from a two legged cow A: lean beef
two (DYM 112)
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This'll be interesting.'.
These two guys were txting each other.
Guy 1: How r u?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
The last two presidents of the US
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons~ they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
why couldn't the horse give out a speech? option one: horses can't speak at all option two: his voice was a little *hoarse*
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What do you call two emos spending time together? Hanging out.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded "Cause I just bit my tongue!"
(A horrible pick up line) are you the two towers? Cause I'd love to take you out 🤭
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with there dicks out?
The Twin Towers
Two lepers meet on the street First says “how you doing?” Second says “mustn’t crumble”
What did Osama have? Two Boeings and a dream
Two cyclist stop on a bridge, the one cyclist says to the other "can you see that forest over there" the other says "no the tree's are in the way".
two towers
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama! *ROTFLMAO*
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em Duplocates
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