Transportation jokes
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)