Transportation jokes
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Three blondes were walking on a path. The first blonde said, “Hey, look, there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way, those are totally duck tracks.” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh, those are...” Then they got hit by a train.