Transportation jokes
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
You are in the airway, how funny!
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.