Transportation jokes
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!