Transportation jokes
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
You are in the airway, how funny!
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.