Pikachu

Pikachu Jokes

Shower

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

Orphan

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Orphan

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Memes

Orphan

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.

Curtain

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

Bus

How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?

You shove them on!

Orphan

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Drug

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

Police

"Police control! Have you been drinking?"

"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"

"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"