What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
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What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
