Pikachu jokes
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Before the class starts
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!