Pikachu jokes
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
What do you call a gay Pikachu? Penischew.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!