What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What's the difference between Pikachu and a Orphan?
At lest someone chose Pikachu
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!!!
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Are you a Pikachu? Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful.
Pokemon
Are you pikachu cause I want to take a pick at you
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What does Pikachu and a orphan have in common? Pikachu, I choose you!
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
