Pikachu jokes
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
type shizz
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.