Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Ewe Turn
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about a pun. See, a "ewe" is a female sheep, but it sounds exactly like "U-turn," which is when a car turns around on the road. The sheep got pinched for making an illegal U-turn, or a *ewe*-turn, get it? And if you're reading this, I know you don't get it. It is kinda like when you voted for [insert politician you hate here].
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