whats the twin towers' favorite type of transport? PLANES
IDK
What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
I saw a kid crying and I told him where are his parents?
God, I love working at orphanages
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Medusa makes men hard
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
whats the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my Garage.