Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
