A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a cab for black men A Cop car
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
