What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
why chicken corss road because he get hit by car
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle? A unicycle can only take one person at a time
What do you call a cab for black men A Cop car
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next RHYME
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen! Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and angrily sits down. She says to a man next to her “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, Put on your helmet cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you."
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
