Transportation

Transportation Jokes

Train

I heard Danielle Smith likes trains.

So I told her to go stand in front of one.

Road

Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.

Kitchen

A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?

The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.

Parking spot

Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.

If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Tire

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

Unicycle

What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?

A unicycle can only take one person at a time.

Wife

I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

Bus

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Bro

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...