Sally's Commute

This is an anti-joke because it sets up an expectation for a funny or clever answer, but the punchline is just a literal, unfortunate event.

• Bus
• Home
• Sally
• Accident
• Work
• Traffic

• Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit Sally.
• Why'd Sally drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
• Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
• Why did Sally cross the road? She didn’t wear her seatbelt.