Worst Jokes Ever
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.