Worst Jokes Ever

I once got raped. I was asking for it though.

I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.

What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.

What's an orphan's favorite flower?

Self-raising flour.

Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.

One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.

That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!

You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.

Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.

Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.

Judge: But why?

Accused: Because I’m an orphan.

People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.

Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)

I like zebras.

One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"

I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!

What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad.

(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)

What do you call a Black Iron Man?

Robert Browny Jr.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.

It's still printing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

I'm horny and gay.

What does NASA stand for?

Not Another Strong Astronaut.

R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.