Worst Jokes Ever
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.