Worst Jokes Ever
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
My ex.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
Just cum.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣