The 40+ Best Plus Jokes

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

What a plus side to being an orphan?

Every bag of chips are family size. T - T

What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death? They get a discount at the crematorium

we saved a Swiss flag from a house fire i thought that`s a plus

What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?

A sea plus.

Don't criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.

What is tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.

I was walking down main street when I saw a child.

I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get a my balls back from the vet."

He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?

"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, expeciy when your a furry."

What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.

I bought an orphan iphone 8 plus and he said he doesn't want it koz it didn't have a HOME button

A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."