Roses Are Red

  • Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

    Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, smarty pants (not!). This joke is based on the classic "roses are red" format, right? But instead of a sweet ending, it hits ya with a fat joke about someone's mom lookin' like a marshmallow. The joke is funny cause fat! And everyone knows you ain't the brightest bulb in the box, so I had to spell it out for ya.

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