Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
North Korea?
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
You're gay.
If you read this.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Big black ball sacks.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.