Worst Jokes Ever
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What's the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.