What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Worst Jokes Ever
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
