Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.