Worst Jokes Ever
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.
Dad: Would you like to talk about it?
Son: Sure.
Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.
Son: I can't, my butt hurts.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.