Worst Jokes Ever
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
I forgot the joke.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?