Worst Jokes Ever
Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.
Dad: Would you like to talk about it?
Son: Sure.
Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.
Son: I can't, my butt hurts.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."