Words Beginning With Letters

Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?

Student: Apple!

Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?

Student:....Bitch...

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, genius! So, the teacher wants words, right? First, the student says "apple" for "A." Teacher's happy. Then comes "B," and instead of something normal, the kid blurts out a cuss word. It's funny because it's unexpected and inappropriate, which makes you laugh, even though you're not supposed to, dummy!

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