Worst Jokes Ever
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.