What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
