Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
I got kicked out of the library because I put the woman's right book in the non-fiction section.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.