Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.