Worst Jokes Ever
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
I got kicked out of the library because I put the woman's right book in the non-fiction section.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.