what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Worst Jokes Ever
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
