Worst Jokes Ever

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.

My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.

Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"

Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.

Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?

Because there is never anyone at the door.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Why did the bee buzz off?

Because he had to bee somewhere.

I had a dog with an eating disorder.

He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.

What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?

I moustache you a question.

What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!

Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.

What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.

My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.

Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.

Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.

"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon

Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.

Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.

Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.