Worst Jokes Ever
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.