Worst Jokes Ever
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
Donkeys are cool.