Worst Jokes Ever
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!