Worst Jokes Ever
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."