Worst Jokes Ever
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.