Depressed people

Depressed People Jokes

Maze

Why can't depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.

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  • People

    Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.

    People

    Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?

    A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.

    Kid

    Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

    Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

    A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

    What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

    What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

    Depression

    Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

    People

    Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?

    To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.

    Depression

    Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

    Depression

    Do depressed people hate swimming?

    They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

    Ninja

    What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?

    They're always cutting.

    People

    What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

    The color black.