Depressed people jokes
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.