Depressed people jokes
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.