Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Donkeys are cool.
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.