Worst Jokes Ever
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.