Worst Jokes Ever

All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have soul.

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A stego-sore-ass.

Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?

Because they're recording.

Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.

I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.

That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.

What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?

A minor.

Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.

Dad: Would you like to talk about it?

Son: Sure.

Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.

Son: I can't, my butt hurts.

My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!

Why don’t witches wear underwear?

To get a better grip on their broom.

If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:

https://schlechtewitze.com

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

what makes emos jump?

a. bridges

I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."

How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.