Worst Jokes Ever
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.