Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.