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Worst Jokes Ever
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
My mum's a carrot.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
