Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.