Spiderman's Missing Month

This is a punny joke where the word "May" is used as a month name but also sounds like "may" as in lost something. Spiderman "lost May" so his calendar is missing the month of May.

• Spiderman
• Month
• Lost
• Superhero
• Calendar
• May

• Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "Yes." Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar." Spiderman: "Why?" Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
• What is the shortest month of the year? May, it only has 3 letters!
• Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
• Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months. Worst joke ever.