Worst Jokes Ever
I forgot the joke.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.