Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
