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Seven Planets Left After Uranus's Destruction

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

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The joke plays on the double meaning of 'Uranus'. It's both the name of a planet and, when pronounced differently, sounds like 'your anus'. The humor comes from the shock of the suggestion of destroying a planet and the immature association with the body part.

Comments (18)

An astronaut per planet now they really only need seven astronauts

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Tell me your name

hahaha that is the best joke

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not my girl elisa tryna get freaky😭

7 planets? Like mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn neptune with no uranus?