Worst Jokes Ever
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!