Worst Jokes Ever
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
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How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 53, 'cause my basement's still dark.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.