Worst Jokes Ever
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!