Worst Jokes Ever
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
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Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.