Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming" ;)
Q. what movie represents a orphans life?
A. Spiderman No Way Home
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman he couldn't find his way home
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..
I'm so confused who is Gwen, the only gwen I can think of is the one from spiderman 😂
What is an orphans favourite navel film
Spiderman no way home
A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
What do orphans like to watch SpiderMan home comming
An orphan comes up to me and says your ugly I said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home.
What is Spiderman's favourite rice Uncle Ben
Whats and orphans favorite movie? Spiderman: Homecoming
What can miles morales do that Spiderman can't hug his parents
Why do orphans like spiderman. Cause they realy in joy far from home and no way home. Damm was he mad about spiderman homecoming
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea
