Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..
Why do orphans like spiderman. Cause they realy in joy far from home and no way home. Damm was he mad about spiderman homecoming