Spiderman jokes
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.