Spiderman Jokes

Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar

Because he Lost May!!

Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person

They both have no way home!

What is a orphans favorite marvel movie?

Spiderman no way home

What can miles morales do that Spiderman can't hug his parents

Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"

we're talking the orphans to the movies we are watching spiderman no way home

what do orphans and spiderman have in common they both have no way home

Whats the favorite spiderman film form orphans?

homecoming

what's an orphan's favorite movie Spiderman NO WAY HOME

I called a orphan spiderman because he's no way home

Imagine orphans watching spiderman no way home.

What's an orphan's least favourite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home

Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman he couldn't find his way home

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..

Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea

Why do orphans like spiderman. Cause they realy in joy far from home and no way home. Damm was he mad about spiderman homecoming

What is an orphan's most relatible movie: Spiderman no way home