Spiderman jokes

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?

Because he lost May!

Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?

Because his parents will be far from home.

Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"

Spiderman: "Yes."

Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."

Spiderman: "Why?"

Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."

What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)

Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?

A. Spiderman: No Way Home.

Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.

Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?

Because her neck was killing her.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

What is Spiderman's favorite rice?

Uncle Ben's.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming."

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!