What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
What is an orphans favourite navel film
Spiderman no way home
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
An orphan comes up to me and says your ugly I said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home.
What is Spiderman's favourite rice Uncle Ben
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Whats and orphans favorite movie? Spiderman: Homecoming
What can miles morales do that Spiderman can't hug his parents
Why do orphans like spiderman. Cause they realy in joy far from home and no way home. Damm was he mad about spiderman homecoming
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea
