Spiderman

Spiderman Jokes

Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..

A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home

Why do orphans like spiderman. Cause they realy in joy far from home and no way home. Damm was he mad about spiderman homecoming