Falling Leaf and Depressed Kid

The joke uses dark humor to play on the idea of a depressed person considering suicide. The punchline twists the expectation by implying that the kid is hanging himself instead of falling.

• Kid
• Leaf
• Depression
• Suicide
• Death
• Gravity

• Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
• A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
• An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
• What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid? Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.