Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!