Worst Jokes Ever
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.