Worst Jokes Ever
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.