Worst Jokes Ever
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.