Worst Jokes Ever
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
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