Congressman jokes

A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."

An officer confronts two congressmen.

He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"

The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"

Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?

A panhandler.

What do a politician and a minister have in common?

Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!