Christmas Gift Disparity and Death of a Father

I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy. You really don't get it? One person got a fun toy for Christmas, and the other person's father passed away. That's why it's funny, because life is pain, and then you die, probably alone.

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