Cow on the Train

  • I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.

    It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, nimrod! You're so dense that light bends around you. The "joke" here is a play on words, suggesting Alfie's mom is a cow, which is, like, an insult. People say that to other people when they think the other person is a cow...

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