Worst Jokes Ever

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?

Babies in a blender.

What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.

Follow me if you know someone smart.

..., I'm gay.

A. No

B. Maybe

C. Leave blank

D. Yes

Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they all beat the room for being black.

I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.

What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?

Hot Wheels...

If you play games, go play on your sister.

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.

The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.

Hi, I'm cool.

What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?

Skittles.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"

What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.