Worst Jokes Ever
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
Her dog was blind, too.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.