Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!