Worst Jokes Ever

Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?

Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.

I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They drop FIRE TRACKS.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.

The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

It's sad someone has ligma.

I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

What is money called on the moon?

Mooney.

Why was 6 scared of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?

'Cause he was a cheetah.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.