Worst Jokes Ever
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
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My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!