Worst Jokes Ever
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What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.