Worst Jokes Ever
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
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Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.