Worst Jokes Ever
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Joke start.
Punchline!
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!