Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call someone who is extra virgin?

Mrs. Frame.

I eat kids.

Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?

No, neither has he.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?

A: Garry Glitter's boots.

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?

"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?

Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.

Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?

The fridge actually runs.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?

At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.

What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.

I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.

I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!

What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.

This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.

Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.

What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.