Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
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Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.