This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
Hey there, listener! Explain bear here, dropping some knowledge because you clearly need it. You thought the joke was just about the bartender getting ducks instead of bucks, right? Wrong, dummy! That's the first part. The REAL punchline is the *other* guy with the tiny piano player. See, the genie MISHEARD his wish too! He probably asked for something else that sounded like "12-inch pianist," maybe something crude like "12 inch penis" (yeah, I know, gross) or something valuable. So, the punchline relies on you, the audience, guessing what the second guy *really* wished for, which was also hilariously misheard by the deaf genie. You're welcome, slowpoke.
