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Shitpost master-general
4 months ago
  • An officer confronts two congressmen.

    He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"

    The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, you walnut. The cop is looking for criminals to arrest, but the politicians are so greasy they think he's hiring. You're the type of person who'd fail a blood test, aren't you?

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    • Congressman
    • Child Molester
    • Politics
    • Crime
    • Satire
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    Comments (1)

  • K!ttyy

    4 months ago

    type shit

    FFeminine Swordtail

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