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An officer confronts two congressmen.

He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"

The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you walnut. The cop is looking for criminals to arrest, but the politicians are so greasy they think he's hiring. You're the type of person who'd fail a blood test, aren't you?

Comments (1)

K!ttyy

4 months ago

type shit

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