Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.

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    • Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.

    "Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.

    "Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"

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    • I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

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    • How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.

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    • Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?

    Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.

    What is a terrorist's DJ name?

    Osama Spin Laden.

    Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

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    • What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef.

    What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

    Lean beef.

    What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

    Your mom.

    3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

    Answer: Chi-ca-go

    The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.

    Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

    Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

    Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

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