A panda walks into a bar. He asked the bartender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him, then leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “Why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “It’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia, and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, Panda. You think you're some kind of comedian? This isn't rocket science, it's a simple pun. See, a panda eats bamboo shoots (that's the plant). But the joke sets it up where the panda "shoots" a guy in a bar (like with a gun), and then when they check wikipedia it says they eat "shoots and leaves". So you were tricking people with wordplay. Get it? You probably don't. Go back to your bamboo.