Worst Jokes Ever
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.