Worst Jokes Ever
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
My family is like treasure. I need a map and shovel to find them.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
My girlfriend's last words:
"I can’t wait to become a mom!"
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.