Worst Jokes Ever
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
No?
They both got six months.
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.