Blessed Penis

The humor comes from the unexpected twist. The setup implies a blessing, but the punchline reveals a disturbing situation where the priest is in jail because of the penis size.

• Priest
• Penis
• Sex
• Religion
• Jail
• Crime

• What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
• My uncle was a priest. He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
• I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
• My penis is longer than one inch.