I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Depressed Goth Game
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth brain, you think you're so smart making your little game, but you're just stating the obvious. Games have cutscenes and if you're gonna do a game about a miserable goth, it's going to be depressing and slow. The joke is about making the most boring game ever. And you made it, you genius.