Worst Jokes Ever
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Ichigo solos.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What's the difference between a duck?
Hey Aria.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Your mom is a joke.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.