Worst Jokes Ever
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*