Worst Jokes Ever
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.