I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, this person's mom got a "MILF" trophy, right? The mom didn't know what it meant, so the kid told her it means "Moms I'd Like To..." well, you get it. The mom was surprised some dudes were still down with her. You probably don't know what it's like to be desired.
